what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
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Tracks
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me:
hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
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crush:
no
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me:
wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
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My new infinity tattoo!!
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
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